I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life.
I now hear all the things.
I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow.
I heard what my mum actually sounds like. Jesus fuck.
I can hear the neighbors having sex.
This was a mistake.
typing through the years
- 2001: u r a dork
- 2002: Hold on, I have to refresh. See you in 4 hours. Wait for me.
- 2003: I just got broadband!! It is this cool thing that lets you use the internet without having to hang up the telephone.
- 2004: Hello Guys, What Does, OMG Mean??? Please Respond
- 2005: OMG, did you see that? Totally lame.
- 2006: Hey do you know what lemon/lime means? How did they make a banner for that? Why is this picture moving?
- 2007: ~KAWAII~ omg did you get the new shojo beat issue friend-chaan? :3
- 2008: My LiFe SuCks Do YeW WaNnA gO oN mSn x'D i'm so random POTATO TACO TURTLES :'D
- 2009: trololololol wtf FAKE. memes are cool
- 2010: .::w h e n__y o u__f a l l__i n__love::.
- 2011: All of you are absolute blithering idiots. Why can you not type properly? Are you lazy imbeciles? This isn't 2009. Good day.
- 2012: OH MY GOD FEELS. THIS. THIS IS PERFECT. OTP. REBLOG OR DIE
- 2013: u r a dork
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
I DONT GET IT
I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c
Being an embarrassing motherfucker in public:
I think I just tricked a bunch of guys at my work into thinking I’m car savvy.
They were all discussing different types of cars and one of them jokingly asked me what my dream car was.
Naturally, I said a black, ‘67 Chevy Impala.
They all got these really impressed and surprised looks on their faces and started nodding, saying things like “Yeah.” “Nice choice.” “That’s a good one.”
They think I’m a car person now.